it felt like the earth was splitting in two

(Source: trauntwave, via anatennis)

Timestamp: 1408596751

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via pendents)

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via a-monser)

Timestamp: 1408588562

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via interpreting-me)